my brain is on fire

[my brain is on fire]

[cham-eleom]

wikihow and walgreens partnered up this year to show you that the ally in LGBTQ goes farther than june. read up on bisexual pride and history on wikihow and open a free mywalgreens account today for anyone who is fruity.

[cham-eleom]

john deer has joined the fray!!! free forklift certifications available to those who voted this year and are part of the lgbtq+, closeted people welcome!! learn how to forklift today and tell your friends and family out john deer, we're here, we're queer, we're john deer

[cham-eleom]

get ready to get excited for the newest pride collection from the Queer People That Work At Your Elementary School!! Old and young reunite in this touching display of pride for their community. buy various items at a discount price made straight from the lgbts who taught you how to read. preorder now !!!

[cham-eleom]

we are the world, we are the children??? sure thing! michael jackson is BACK this year to show his support for his lgbtq+ fans! Buy limited tickets now touring in a city near you!!!

[cham-eleom]

cold feet at night? thats a diversity win for sure! celebrate pride month by checking in with the lesbian monster under your bed with free mental health services provided by your local papa johns. queer health matters!! new pride carpets availible at select papa johns to give as a gift!! we’re here, we’re queer, we’re (papa) john deer

[my brain is on fire]

[sentientfloatingeyeball]

Possibly the greatest NPR exchange ever recorded

[my brain is on fire]

[chirasul]

there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

[shitidiotloserheritageposts]

heritage post

[chirasul]

come on man

[my brain is on fire]

[coughloop]

I think the silliness is spreading to my lungs

[prohaloplayer]

pongebob

[coughloop]

In what possible way is this spongebob

[prohaloplayer]

can you just play with me here

[my brain is on fire]

[penisgirlfriend]

nothing that stimulant medication and a coffee and an energy drink and a bump of coke and a good hard slap in the face and seven years in the harsh wilderness and a hug from a friend and a firm prostate milking and 250mg of MDMA crystals and a top of the line gaming PC and a tall glass of water and a distant memory of summer and piano lessons and four 20mg edibles and a sword that hungers for human blood and a well socialized tuxedo cat and a sushi dinner and a leather jacket and a power nap and a single beautiful rod of depleted uranium and regular estradiol injections and a typewritten sheet of paper bearing the solution to the hard problem of consciousness and nipple clamps and a lobotomy and a gun and another coffee can't fix

[my brain is on fire]

[softcells]

The most egregious biphobia is everyone insisting Taylor swift is bi for no reason like what did we do to you people

[my brain is on fire]

[sabinebelofsky]

Danger ⚠️ and Dance 💃

[my brain is on fire]

[maybe-sprout-wings]

If one day they were like hey Sisyphus we’re talking your rock away and replacing it with a functionally identical rock. Do you think he would be sad?

[my brain is on fire]

[cannibalchicken]

[my brain is on fire]

[copepods]

every video game released as part of a larger series/franchise should have a mandatory waiting period of 5 years between a game release and any sequels or dlc planned afterwards. not to give enough time to make sure the sequel's good and finished, but to drive speedrunners to the state of content-deprived near-insanity where they start doing ridiculous runs like randomizing npc dialogue or cutting every blade of grass

[copepods]

batshit video concepts like this are vital to the youtube gaming ecosystem and they will stop existing entirely if every game franchise puts out something new every 6 months

[my brain is on fire]

[orpheuslament]

(yearns for a past that does not exist) (yearns for a past that does not exist) (yearns for a past that does not exist) (yearns for a past that does not exist) (yearns for a past that does not exist)